I am being onboarded by NHS Scotland...


Dear Lord don’t you just love the neologisms of management speak.

This weekend I received a holding email from NHS Scotland quite legitimately outlining aspects of the complex process already and yet to be undertaken to place returning candidates into suitable posts based on location, skills and experience. However they call this an onboarding process which is a most atrocious and unnecessary mauling of language. Surely the perfectly reasonable, regularly used and well understood term, recruitment could have been used instead? I have always understood I was part of a rushed, accelerated recruitment process. But in fact I am being onboarded (ah, the spell checker doesn’t like it either!).

Happy Easter.

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